Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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