You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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