question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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