Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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