Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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