we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize