So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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