It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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