Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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