I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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