hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
