we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
