Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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