i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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