I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
