hotel room ftw
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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