North Korea, Best Korea!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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