I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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