Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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