They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Randomize
