Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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