His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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