hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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