If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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