whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Shame - the story of my life.
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