another moral hangover. fuck.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
