How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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