why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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