no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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