Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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