fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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