I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
