Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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