I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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