you didnt know i had herpes?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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