oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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