Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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