I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I want a musical about memes.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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