I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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