yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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