yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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