Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
God, I missed his penis.
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