office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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