is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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