I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
zippers are such a cool invention
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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