Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Even my vagina gasped.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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