All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I currently don't understand fingers.
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