Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
either way he was missing a nipple.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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