there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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