He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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